Well, the school week didn't go as smoothly as I hoped. Started out well, but then went downhill in the quickest way possible.
I got to meet up with Steve on Monday in order to find out what Gemma was excited about. He said that she'd told him that I'd had to drop out of the play at the last minute due to "personal backstage issues" and as such, missed out the rest of it. So as compensation, he gave me a selection of photos that his mom took of the play. Specifically, the scenes that he appeared in. If you ask me, that's a pretty good gift. I already said I wasn't interested in the play itself, so just getting the pictures with Steve in them is fine.
So Monday was pretty good. And the next few days were fine too, despite being an average school week. It was just me hanging out we my buds and trying to get schoolwork done. And for once, I actually got a good grade in English class.
But I came across the most disturbing thing on the way home today. I was just heading down the street texting Lottie about what we were going to do over the weekend. Just as I usually do.
Suddenly, I got the weird feeling that somebody was following me. It was as if something was breathing right on my neck. Kinda creepy if you ask me. Plus, I was pretty sure I saw another shadow next to me.
Going to the alleyways made no difference. And neither did speeding up. So I decided to do what I should I really done right from the start, which was to turn round and see who my stalker was.
And that's when a FREAKING BULLET whooshed past my neck, leaving a sharp pain. There was no blood when I felt it, which was good, but still?!
More bullets were being fired that I had to dodge, which I realised were coming from one of the trees above the alleyway. Clearly whoever it was had some athletic abilities in order to get up there that quickly, since the first bullet came from straight behind.
So in a blind panic, I picked up a brick that had just been left there and hurled it at where the bullets were coming, at which point it smacked the culprit straight out of the tree and sent her tumbling to the ground on her butt.
KINSEY?!
Well, the good news is that she's alive and well. Maybe THAT's why I wasn't in as much trouble as I thought I would be. Secretly, I'm kinda glad. Even if she is a nasty piece of work and I'm more relieved because of what it does for my own rep.
But she was positively seething when she faced me. To be fair, she was covered up in bandages and had a nasty gash on her face, so I can understand what she's mad about. She's always been obsessed with her looks and took pride in being the "hottest girl at school".
It was both unnerving and ridiculous at the same time. She just railed on at me, accusing me of "setting her up" in order to get her into this situation because I was "jealous" of how "beautiful" she was. And that people thought she looked funny when she came into school dressed up as a "living Egyptian mummy" on her first day back. I guess I was in detention on that day - I didn't hear ANYTHING about that.
"And now I'm not going to win prom queen or Hottest Girl At High School this year and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" Her spit actually landed on my face as she screamed that.
"Look, I did warn you, you don't talk shit about my dad when he's around."
"Whatever! You're still paying, no matter what!"
I decided it was best to just leave, but Kinsey wouldn't stop following me with that gun. So I got the one stick of dynamite I had on myself and threw it just so she wouldn't chase me down. Luckily, she got out of the way in time so it didn't blow her up again.
I could actually hear her yelling as I belted out of the alleyway and down the next street. "Just wait until next time, Dumb-a-nite! I'll hunt you down if I have too!"
Wow, what a dreadful insult. I probably would have laughed if it wasn't for the fact that I was running at full speed back home.
The most bizarre thing was that Dad thought it was HILARIOUS. He thought the photos of Steve were "dreadful" and "cringeworthy" but laughed his ass off when I told him about the clash with Kinsey after getting home.
And then he said "Seems you're the third Boomstick family member with a high school rival then!" before pouring himself out another beer. Yeah, I've heard some rather odd stories about his and Grandma's time at high school. Apparently THAT'S now a family tradition.
It does make me wonder about Mel Crombey from elementary school though. I remember she was super ticked off when I blew her up as well. Oh god, what if Kinsey and Mel TEAM UP?! Then I'd have TWO rivals out for my blood! O_O
No, there's no way that could happen. They're not going to meet up at all. I've got to stop worrying about these sorts of things. It's a new year and I've got to focus on other things, like getting my own bedroom at last and considering my place in my own family. If only Kinsey doesn't bring any of this up at school...